THE TINY PANTS THAT WILL HOP THEIR WAY INTO YOUR HEART Helmut! Your pants are dancing! Nothing quite says pure Bavarian goofiness like a nice pair of hopping lederhosen. Wind them up and watch them hop around the desk or the brauhaus tabletop. The “happy sort of short trouser” stands 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) tall, with suspenders. Lustig, ya?