THE SOAP THEY’LL LOVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT. As it says on the package, cleanliness is next to grumpiness. How are you going to complain about everyone else’s personal hygiene if yours isn’t impeccable? Each unscented 2.5 oz. (70 g) bar of soap has “GRUMP” debossed on top and comes in a fancy 3¾" x 2½" x ¾" (9.5 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin.
